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drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

gettinhandsy: mymindinaclusterfuck: OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY PREPARED ITSELF AND TRIED AND EVERYTHING OH MY GODS. College. wait a second… Life.

trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

  • Person: What do you want for your birthday?
  • Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans there are two kinds of people
niick4: its shell is so cool (found on weheartit)
thetwattickler: kunstgriff: agnecaiwolf: jesus-was-a-hindu: LOL I tried to scroll past. I really did. Need to reblog this… The elevator..
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